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Michelle 2012!

Hope on of you can forward it to her!!!  I know she’s love it. XOXOXO


Call Of Duty: The Sterling Nobility of Robert E. Lee

As a fun way to get-to-know our girl Michele, we’re going to take a gander at Michele’s favorite books!  Our first book is the very romantic sounding:

Call Of Duty: The Sterling Nobility Of Robert E. Lee

We’re speed reading it now, so stay tuned!


I lost 15 pounds and now I feel great!

Because we can all use a little Saturday comedy!


Tammy Faye Messner lives!

Oh snap!

Marcus as seen at the National Press Club.

Never mind, just Marcus out at the National Press Club luncheon.


Is this the Mardi Grass?

Thow me something mister!


“One. That’s the number of new drilling permits under the Obama administration”

Michele and numbers just don’t work together.  Did she actually do any work at the IRS?  Circa March 2011, that number was actually around 217 with approvals increasing in speed.

Maybe she was thinking in 1961 numbers again. Michele – pining away for 1961 has gotten you all confused!  These are permits, not dollars.

Let Marcus help you.  He’s great at getting government money I hear!


Obama has “released all of the oil from the Strategic Oil Reserve”

Holy crap, now THATS some kind of bad ass.  Oh wait, not true…well just a little true.. 4% true to be exact: it was 30 Million barrels (4%).

Phew, I can get back down off the ceiling.

Dumb idea yes, but it sounds way cooler to say the President is draining our emergency gooey black stuff.


A Little Less Conversation

Happy birthday Elvis!! Oops, awwwwkward.


Don’t mind that terrorist in the window!

Another day, another lame stream media terrorist in a teapot.  Girlfriend allegedly has an alleged terrorist working for her.

I’m totes blaming the gays for this one.  Gotcha journalism at its worst!  Believe you me Michele, no American cares about an alleged terrorist working on a Presidential campaign.  Make sure to mention Bill Ayers on Fox!


$2 gas under President Gilly!

My hero, the Bachmannator tells me over the inter webs that should we get rid of evil, nasty ObamaLamez she’s totally going to get gas down to $2 a gallon — and thats a promise we can bank our hummers on!

Oh Gilly, we know you’re thinking 1961 dollars.  Still heart you.


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